Wednesday, January 28, 2009

fucking eharmony bullshit

1 Rum and Coke
3 double Rum and Coke(s) (all at Roxy)

ok so what the fuck is up with commercials?
1) the subaru imprzu whatever commerical
side part) milk?! FUCKING MILK!? the universe knows milk isnt really good for you! this shit is crazy staires! dont try to tell me milk is good, I aint no fuckin cow calf! bitch milk aint no good!
anyway, subaru imprezu or what the fuck ever. its the one where the guys like i love my boxer engine and i love anyone else who has it and he puts some coinage in a metere when a cop is coming and the metere is out but its not his but its another subaru. any way he drives off down an ally, thats mad smooth. What fucking kind of ally is that smooth? I live in richmond fucking virginia! There is no such thing as an ally so smooth that you can tokyo drift down it.
2) the tostidos with a hint of jalapeno commerical
what exactly is a hint? curl please your in a super market and "if you dont use your baby maker itll go bad" what the fuck does that even mean. talkin about you mom? are you talkin about having babies or are you talkin about bonin. bonin like the sun wont come up in the morning.

little muffin heads jumped dean in the parking lot cause he was gay

1 comment:

  1. You a funny man! ha-ha! I laugh so hard I piss my pants!

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