so its been awhile

fuckin

Drunks:
3.5 saporros (fuckin cory and his accidental rounds (jsn ur gurl is fuckin up!))

So this is grapes. http://www.antirape.co.za/images.htm

Lulz vaginal bear traps.

This is why you don't rape girls.

it's been awhile, oh dont worry ive still been getting drunk enough for these but it seems like not enough time to do emmmmmm

still lovein the internet so you guys get out there. i still need to work out how to get memebers on the blog posting list, until then write me guest posts and ill repost

how the fuck is it still raining?

how the fuck does G look like Q when its lowercase, I almost said quest!

P.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s I'm lookin' for someone to DM a 4.0 group, pref with people alreay in it. i just wanna sit in on a 1st lv night and see how shit goes so i can teach it. hahah who am i kidding no one reads this grabage (thats french for garbage)

its always a battle

3 Soporros

Man so something weird, tonight when I came into my room. I don't know what it was, but for some reason it was just the right lighting to make me think of you. I half way expected you to be asleep here. But your not. maybe its cause i just txtd you. and i didnt say good night to you in person.

maybe i shouldnt have gone out tonight. i was getting sick and right now my head feels like its full of fire. or more embers more of a warming but still pressure building sensation. possible bad idea? well see tomorrow morning.

man i wish you were asleep next to me tonight.

That's exactly why shouldnt go home with someone i dont know

Drink:
1 PBR
3.5? Oldcrow/Dr. Pibbs (even thought we know he just got his masters)
1/2 PRB "pitcher" it was 8 bux too much. I shared a little

ok so what i write about. some k ept drinin praticks beard.

This is why suck jess. because she makes us a bagin past (i addded sun chips) and then she dips with some randasaurus and she join the cuddle puddle. now it just gunna ve me and pdubs. not panera but patcik (rockbeard (red beard)). but not brody patrack ice red bead. hes diff sauce. i have to pee. umm check the drawn under the coffe maker for aluminum foil. but not my foil. cause 1) i dont take fecning 2) i dont like spots of teats ,or dogs for that matter #) im not th eniter net 4) im not hertoic to have a foil, i mean who would pick me as their protagtonist? not me? and thats saying something. imana eat some more pasta. itll be tight. not its cool jess i have some in my bowl just six nix to da pizzle, not that pizza. that pizzza is old. sit next to pizzle (patcik) hes got red genese. not jeans. cause thats me . but g genes. like red hair . where the fuck is cory? ????? fuck that kid says that kid. jesscia says the one thgats dippin the fuc k out with randosaurus rexasaurs. tlka shit iw dont even know what he just said. dude their all on the intenret like not even facebook.

txts can be el dangerousso. hope your ok. <3s even thouh
lil soul +crew. you dipped. which makes you weak. no we should not listen to bed folds. there i dont want you to show me some bed folds. well i have 3 blogs. rifhtrno w im in the durnk bkog. regeistering everthing we say. then theres the dnd blog. then theres ninjasnackpants. oh man you didnt txt back. bad news bears. ok

so this is good to rap up theyre singing flaming lips and then bright eyss just came so this is bad news bears.

Got myself my body back

Drinks:
2 Legend Golden Ale 22s

When the fuck did we all gorve up? We're all kids still? I've been a "legal" adult for 3 some years now. I can buy alchol now, the only things I can't do on my own is rent a car and get the early bird special at dennys. I could die for my country right now, so why don't I feel like an adult? I'm just some fucking kid wandering through life not knowing which way is up. I'm dealing with all this "adult" shit but the word looks foeign to me. I went to a "pokemon" party tonight. It was syterical but I mean, that was our childhood. Childhood? Shithood. I',m not supposed to be this old. I'm gearing up to leave my stomping grounds, the place thats hosted me all my lif. I'm not ready, and I doubt another 4-6 months will do that. there are so many connections that I'm just statying to form that I'm going to abandon when I leave. Holy shit. 21 years. 2 decades. and it's only getting worse.

Chronic Future, take me home.

I don't want nostalaga.

Guest Post from: Le Sac Gonflable!

So anyways I was at the camael
WAIT
I drank three pabbers and one-turd bottle of wurrrrrrrd uhrrrish ROOOSE
so back to the kamael- i was at the dick parety and theyre were like only too dicks dat i cud see i was like WTF WHERES DA DICK KACE da dick pihnata al the dick slides n shit WASENT ENROUHG DICJKS TO WARRENT A "DIC PARty"
back to the etale at hand - I awas sitting therere taakin a abreathere from the adance and i saw like a buch o prepops PEOPLE* go into the bathroom and i was like shit therer must be be siome mad sexy stuff goin on int here and ninida was all CHECJHK IUT OUT so snuck up rrrrr close and cracked thast door andsi gueesss WHAT? ervryone in there waswd all alkdaughin and takinf noff dey shoos so i left
AND later some odf em came oot casrryin they shoes ansd still laughguin.
anyyways funinner if you was there.
judt thoiught id terlll a good story er what evs. shiiiiiiiiiiiitiit
So hioew bout obama? yay?
anyways i ugitta pdeace out n siht
BTWAY WHATS UOP WIT FISHDEY SROOPID
I fournfd a meatress theat smelld liek pisss wonce!

chickens dont clap

The Deal:
3 Sparks

So whats up with life right now? I mean who really knows which way is up in this crazy undercavern maze? If only we were all dwarves, and we could tell how far we were the surface we are as easily as Humans could tell which way is north. I don't know I don't really have anything to talk about. Just life and its crazies.

I'mna throw out some shoutouts thou: cause thats how I do.
616 Spring: sorry I couldn't make it out tonight team, I'm the biggest flake in the world, but I hope shit was epic without me.
3/5 svine crew: you guys are tight I should make more appearances
DSM gang: I can hear you guys in the halls of my mind, I kinda wanna come chill but I have work in the morn
314 pine: you guys have my heart, current and past members, you kids are the jams
104 lomb: I love all of you, sorry i didnt call you today like I said I would, hope the seas have smoothed out
to all my gurc homz: do it, do it now
to my dubs crew: breakin my balls, workin and not workin, its all legit gimmie more CDs
to HH: heartz like one onz biz, wish I wasn't banned

to all my people, I love you all
to all my enemies, watch your back, this city will only offer you so much.

to Lcurl-txt me, i know your shittin bricks but i wanna make sure you got home alright.

since youre not gunna suggest anything

Drunkzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz:
1 Olde Engurlsh 40
3? Double Rum + Cokes

I don't give a fuck who sara and miles are.. evene if they are learned.

yeah you need to chill out with that shit. so what should we talk about it?

ok so trees with face..... who apparently jack off on each other

nunrape

this intent is the worst ive seen in you

godamn it im just tryin to shift+enter to get down but no it goes dfown on its own

you
re going to hell x2- cuase you got nunraped.

maybe if they have enough i only ghave 5 tabs

5 bar tabs lolololoolololololololololokloV :::bartf::

sao descartes walks into a bar, and says they give me a beer and he drinks it and he lopves with ap and then the bartender says do you want another beer , and descartes says i think not and then he dissapears but he dosent pay his tab. tjhe bar tenders peevfes but he have descates credit csard descards card of crediit!?! ?!?!?11?11/1!?!?>1?1?1?1?1?1?1?!?!?!!?!?




decartes dick is open till 4. loloplollp lolipop

what the fuck is the internet, theres so many erros thats why its a drunk blogggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

I love the internet.